Saturday, September 18, 2021

Inside the mind of Ueck


I've been listening to the Brewers on MLB Radio online off and on through the summer. And. It's certainly been an exceptional season. We got out on a trip to Connecticut last month and we listened to the better part of a game on the ride home which was just perfect. Baseball on a car radio is bliss.  My favorite, of course, is when Bob Uecker is announcing the home games. I understand they're doing a tribute to him soon. His 80-year-old enthusiasm infects me in a positive way.  I got a feeling he's gonna retire? Specially if they win the World Series. He is such a marvel the way he can 1-tell a story about the old days. 2-Keep up with the Balls and strikes. And foul balls and so forth. And 3-put in a pitch for Usinger sausages (they are good with mustard!) all in one continuous stream of narrative. 

An excerpt from an unfinished rock opera: “To the ninth inning we go – Inside the mind of Ueck” follows: [For Bob Stepien]


-          Nicky Lopez will start things off against Brent Sutter. Then it's Merrifield followed by Monaci.

-          Five one  Brewers all of the scoring via the home run balls by Daniel Vogelbach.

-          Sutter deals and he missed or did he? Got enough. Strike on the outside corner.

-          One two run shot in the opening inning and then another shot in the sixth with two on. A

-          All five rbis for Vogelbach today.

-          One ball and one strike.

-          Nicky Lopez has flied to right and bounced to second

-          here comes Sutter  again

-          he swings away and fouls it

-          how about Usinger’s sausages?

-          it's 1 two

-          Plenty of time today to grill some up

-          you bet

-          the pitch

-          a foul that one popped away

-          a lot of time for your favorite soft pretzel bun

-          2 balls and two strikes

-          here he comes again swinging

-          struck him out

-          and with one down it’s the top of the order now with Merryfield

-          who knocked in a run back in the sixth inning the only run for the Royals today


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