Being at - the alternate superbowl halftime show
Sunday, February 02, 2014
A superbowl half time dream I dreamed again
A superbowl half time dream I dreamed
Oh boy Lord buckeley
Horray for snodgrass
It was great!
Im doing a review
of the alternative super bowl
half time show
It dint happen
But god
There they were
The big rodeo cowboys came in
It was such a gas
There were the boggs
There was
The street singers rube wadell and Trudell pitched in too –
john trudell with the whole sick crew
With kevin costner
playing the part of rube
in a graveyard of odd shaped footballs
Hitting flyballs to britney spears
Where
Mouths were agape
How would they react
to leonard cohen
in fact?
When he started doing sail on ship of state america
And that world wearniness kicked in like a zamboni driver on a cake
It just grew and grew up from the lungs
And all the particpants were wondering some
Katos were flying and the holy modals sang ah lordy my
man
And then came the South Mississippi All Star Marching Band
With the North Mississipi All Stars too
Their knees pumping
Their heads rocking
In unison in lines doing
Alabama jubilee!
There was some heckofagood Advertisments
But we will never forget
John sinclair Paying tribute to houston stackhouse
Blind lemon jefferson played by refrigerator perry
At the super bowl half time show that I want to see
It was in a
hopper
and on the fence
Some may say director scorcese’s direction was
Over
tHe top
and too much
self
referential
but what
do
they know
I’d say nay
save for the segment with irish coffins
uploading at a civil war port
Yes that drew
A few Boos
Heck it was too frigging funny
But robert deniros apearance as the boxer jake la motta again with britany spears in tow
While the slim whitman (see below) float’s chorttle began to waft
The love song of the waterfall that beat the martians..
That stuff Qualmed the crowd
With
Eye candy for the ear
Beyonce upon
The genetic engineering float
With espn ticker playing infuries laterally
A sculpture of Rosalind frankilin
aboard as well Made completely
of tawainese styrofoam
Singing on the float
a message to you ruthie
the reconstituted specials fronted by shane macgown
and millie small
backed further by the horns
of the skatellites
Da-da-dat-da-dat-da
Da-da-dada-lat.
- Jack Vaughan 2005
Being at - the alternate superbowl halftime show
Being at - the alternate superbowl halftime show
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